Why don't microwave ovens have a button for iPads?
On my microwave oven, there are buttons for popcorn, beverage, frozen pizza, frozen vegetable, etc. all with a pre-set cook time. Why don’t they make microwave ovens with such a button for iPad? It would be pre-set for 3 seconds, because that’s all it takes to damage the iPad irrepairably if placed in the microwave. I just did that with my iPad. That’s how long it took for the screen to totally black out and the iPad to stop working completely.

